Hi - I'm Chrissie.
A data analyzing, bottleneck snapping, marketing strategy nerd and I’d love to boss you around.
And by “boss you around” I mean create a custom marketing strategy that helps you take your business to the next level, without adding any more work onto your plate.
But it didn’t take long for me to realize I fucking hated writing.
Instead of pumping out tons of content to be noticed by Google, I developed a special set of skills to help me rank higher, faster.
Work smarter not harder, am I right?
Devastated doesn’t begin to cover it, but I’m kind of (ie. extremely) stubborn. So I started throwing spaghetti, hoping something would stick.
I realized launching noodles at the wall wasn’t working. I knew there had to be a better way. And I fell in love with learning about marketing, advertising, analytics, and business strategy.
I’m tired of seeing entrepreneurs with big hearts waste their time, money, and energy on marketing efforts that don’t actually work for their business.
I see too many business owners caught up in what the gurus are saying only to be left wondering how they can replicate “what’s working now” into their own business.
No hate, replicating what you thought successful business owners were doing has gotten you to where you are now.
But if you want to move past this level and create sustainable growth, you have to stop trying to squeeze your business into the Snuggie of marketing strategies — because one size does not fit all.
pounds i can deadlift
245
happy clients
150+
coffees per day
2
million in ad spend managed
1.2
I create intentional white space during the day to stretch, read, or play video games with my kids. Mario Kart anyone?
I love TV and will spend an entire day binge watching. Recently, we got sucked into the Last Kingdom. Five stars.
Coffee. Cozy comfort items. Google calendar. ClickUp.
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Chrissie has this magical ability to peer into data like some kind of wizard peering into a crystal ball. Insights on tap.
- Mike G.
GOOGLE ANALYTICS IS HER MIDDLE NAME.
I can't think in a straight line. Only in circles! So I appreciate how the data easily gives us feedback on what to do. And now that we have this set of data, it will be easier for future events.
- Solera
THE DATA GIVES US FEEDBACK ON WHAT TO DO.
I am always impressed by how much she knows. She understands my level of knowledge and either walks me through the processes I can handle with help, or takes over if the process is beyond my current understanding. Most importantly, she does that without ever making me feel stupid or inadequate. It’s why I go back to her again and again.
- Karen
I GO BACK TO HER AGAIN AND AGAIN
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