Ever wish there was someone you could hire that would look at your entire business and say
“Do more of this, it’s bringing you clients” or “Stop doing that, you’re wasting your time”? 

Hi - I'm Chrissie.

A data analyzing, bottleneck snapping, marketing strategy nerd and I’d love to boss you around. 

And by “boss you around” I mean create a custom marketing strategy that helps you take your business to the next level, without adding any more work onto your plate. 

A few years ago,
I broke into the online space with a blog.


  

But it didn’t take long for me to realize I fucking hated writing. 

Instead of pumping out tons of content to be noticed by Google, I developed a special set of skills to help me rank higher, faster. 

Work smarter not harder, am I right?

... I know who didn't

Devastated doesn’t begin to cover it, but I’m kind of (ie. extremely) stubborn. So I started throwing spaghetti, hoping something would stick. 

I realized launching noodles at the wall wasn’t working. I knew there had to be a better way. And I fell in love with learning about marketing, advertising, analytics, and business strategy. 


 AND I WAS READY TO MONETIZE. I LAUNCHED MY VERY FIRST DIGITAL PRODUCT… IT WAS A TOTAL FLOP. 

I was able to grow my list at super-Sonic speed

I’m tired of seeing entrepreneurs with big hearts waste their time, money, and energy on marketing efforts that don’t actually work for their business.  



I see too many business owners caught up in what the gurus are saying only to be left wondering how they can replicate “what’s working now” into their own business. 


No hate, replicating what you thought successful business owners were doing has gotten you to where you are now. 

But if you want to move past this level and create sustainable growth, you have to stop trying to squeeze your business into the Snuggie of marketing strategies — because one size does not fit all. 

Stop trying to squeeze your business into the Snuggie of marketing strategies —

because one size does not fit all. 

Fast facts. . .

pounds i can deadlift

245

happy clients

150+

coffees per day

2

million in ad spend managed

1.2

I'm obsessed with . . .

I create intentional white space during the day to stretch, read, or play video games with my kids. Mario Kart anyone?

for daily self care

I love TV and will spend an entire day binge watching. Recently, we got sucked into the Last Kingdom. Five stars.

binging on netflix

Coffee. Cozy comfort items. Google calendar. ClickUp. 

can't live without

ENNEAGRAM 8

or

enneagram 1

weight-lifting

or

yoga

night owl

or

morning bird

savory

or

sweet

Make a guess.  I love . . .

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Chrissie has this magical ability to peer into data like some kind of wizard peering into a crystal ball. Insights on tap.

 - Mike G.

GOOGLE ANALYTICS IS HER MIDDLE NAME.

I can't think in a straight line. Only in circles! So I appreciate how the data easily gives us feedback on what to do. And now that we have this set of data, it will be easier for future events.

 - Solera

THE DATA GIVES US FEEDBACK ON  WHAT TO DO.

 I am always impressed by how much she knows. She understands my level of knowledge and either walks me through the processes I can handle with help, or takes over if the process is beyond my current understanding. Most importantly, she does that without ever making me feel stupid or inadequate. It’s why I go back to her again and again.

 - Karen

I GO BACK TO HER AGAIN AND AGAIN

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